Club de la Palta – Balta el Niño palta

LADIES, WELCOME TO

THE MOTHERF*CKING

PALTA CLUB

BRAH PISS SE UNIÓ...WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

WE HAVE RULES.

WE ACCEPT BLACK EYES,

NOT BLACK AVOCADOS

ABRIR UNA PALTA Y QUE SALGA NEGRA? NOT ANYMORE BABY, NOT ANYMORE...

RULES OF THE

PALTA CLUB

1 YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT PALTA CLUB.

2 EVERY FCKING AVOCADO IS FCKING PERFECT OR YOUR MONEY BACK.

3 WE ONLY OFFER SUBSCRIPTIONS. THIS IS FOR REAL AVOCADO ENTHUSIASTS.

WE HAVE RULES.

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE SOON, YOU DESERVE

THE BEST PALTA

WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE

MÁS POPULAR

SUSCRIPCIÓN MENSUAL

BEST. PALTA. EVER.

OR YOUR MONEY BACK

4KG AL MES

valor mensual

$19.990

8KG AL MES

VALOR MENSUAL

$35.990

12KG AL MES

VALOR MENSUAL

$47.990

LADIES, WELCOME TO

THE MOTHERF*CKING

PALTA CLUB

WE HAVE RULES.

WE ACCEPT BLACK EYES,

NOT BLACK AVOCADOS

1

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT PALTA CLUB.

2

EVERY FCKING AVOCADO IS FCKING PERFECT OR YOUR MONEY BACK.

3

WE ONLY OFFER SUBSCRIPTIONS. THIS IS FOR REAL AVOCADO ENTHUSIASTS.

WE HAVE RULES.

MÁS POPULAR

NAVEGACIÓN

SÍGUENOS

Escríbenos

UY, AWKWARD

ALGUIEN ANTES SE HABÍA DESNUDADO PARA PEDIRTE TU CORREO? ESPERAMOS QUE ESTA SEA TU PRIMERA Y ÚLTIMA VEZ.

LADIES, WELCOME TO

THE MOTHERF*CKING

PALTA CLUB

WE HAVE RULES.

WE ACCEPT BLACK EYES,

NOT BLACK AVOCADOS

1

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT PALTA CLUB.

2

EVERY F*CKING AVOCADO IS F*CKING PERFECT OR YOUR MONEY BACK.

3

WE ONLY OFFER SUBSCRIPTIONS. THIS IS FOR REAL AVOCADO ENTHUSIASTS.

WE HAVE RULES.

MÁS POPULAR

NAVEGACIÓN

SÍGUENOS

Escríbenos

UY, AWKWARD

ALGUIEN ANTES SE HABÍA DESNUDADO PARA PEDIRTE TU CORREO? ESPERAMOS QUE ESTA SEA TU PRIMERA Y ÚLTIMA VEZ.

EVERY FCKING AVOCADO IS FCKING PERFECT OR YOUR MONEY BACK.